Monday, April 23, 2012

Pterodactyl!

No, he's not real--but I had you fooled for a second there, didn't I?   That's okay, I had it out in the yard yesterday and Joe fell for it too--and this thing has been sitting in the family room for over a week now.  Sheesh. He's too easy, that Joe.

Anywho....

In order to avoid the Pterodactyl visits of last summer, we bought a decoy to foil the live ones from coming over to eat our fish and frogs.  Apparently blue heron are loners, so the sight of one sitting at a pond is enough of a deterrent to those flying by to keep moving.  BUT....you have to put this guy out after May (heron mating season) so you don't accidentally attract more herons to your yard.  AND you have to keep moving him so they don't get used to your fake giant birdie.

That's totally gonna be a job for Joe:  Pterodactyl staging and placement. 

He's gonna love that. 

But that job isn't going to be half as difficult as mine:  convincing the cats that he isn't real and that they can go outside without getting eaten by a giant bird. 

17 comments:

vanilla said...

Certainly is realistic. Hope he does his job well. The bird, I mean, and Joe too, for that matter.

Diane Cayton-Hakey said...

He needs a motor that animates him. I certainly thought he was real though... okay, so you fooled me. LOL

Jean said...

Your fake Heron fooled me. Hope he earns his keep.:)

Melodie said...

You fooled me! My first thought was ,OH NO! Of course I haven't had my full cup of coffee yet...

Liz @ A Nut in a Nutshell said...

I thought it was real at first and I was thinking...Illinois? Really?

Mary Ann said...

I thought it was real too...LOL

Patty Woodland said...

I saw it and thought, Oh she got her fake heron!

heh

Rebecca Mecomber said...

YEEHAW, LOL! Does that monster scare away unwelcome neighbors, too?

BeadedTail said...

Hope your fake heron works and keeps your frogs and fish safe! Maybe the concrete goose can keep him company too.

Ann said...

looked real to me. Hope it works

Daisy said...

The birds that scare me the most are the limpkins, on account of they scream so loud.

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Lin said...

Vanilla--Yeah, those two are gonna be hilarious to watch. I think Joe should move him every morning before work--you know, around 6:10 a.m. :P

Diane--Oh, if it moved it would scare ME! I walked out one morning and a live one took off--nearly scared the bajeezes outta me!! Those are some BIG birdies!

Jean--YOU fell for it??! :) He does look real, doesn't he? Let's hope his friends fall for it too.

Melodie--Hee! Hee! I have this image of your face spying that in your blogroll! :P That made me giggle.

Liz--Yeah, Illinois! I have one that kept coming here last year and he was HUGE! You should have seen the wingspan. Yikes! I don't want him coming back.

Mary Ann--Oh, you guys are too funny!

Patty--Thank you, Patty. I knew it wouldn't fool everyone! Sheesh.

Rebecca--Gosh, I hope so. Like icky neighbors and stuff. :)

Beaded Tail--I'm gonna have to tape Mary Ellen's head back on so she can hang with this guy. Reminds me--we need a name for him. I just keep thinking of Pterry the Pterodactyl.

Ann--It did??! Gosh, you guys are too easy. Did you believe the ducklings too?

Daisy--Oh, we don't have those here, thank goodness! I wouldn't like all that screaming. That would scare Hobbes!

Duni said...

Ha! I knew straight away that one isn't real ;-)
It looks good though!

Catherine said...

My girlfriend put a fake owl on her deck to keep the squirrels away. The next morning she awoke to two squirrels sitting atop the head of her overturned owl... I hope your fake bird works better. LOL!
xo Catherine

Lin said...

Duni--Hooray! I'm glad I didn't fool you! ;) Good eyes, Duni!

Catherine--That is hilarious! I hope she got a photo of that. :)

Sharkbytes said...

There must be a union for pterodactyl movers. Let's hope he doesn't demand a raise.