Hot and heavy smoochin' too--not just a hug and a kiss. It was full blown, hands-all-over-the-back smoochin'. Like steaming-up-the-windows smoochin'. I just stood there staring--I think I was in shock. I mean, I never saw these people before and here they were--at some ungodly hour--necking in front of my house. It was very exciting. And appalling.
A few weeks later, Em comes home with a report, "Hey! Jimmy, from around the block? Well, his parent's are getting divorced. His mom has a boyfriend!" Uh...yeah. No kidding. Really, honey? Why would you say that? (I think that was the first time I had the scoop on anything around here.)
Fast Forward to marching season this year. At the very first band meeting, guess who walks in the door? Yep, Smoochy and his gal. Apparently they are married now-and they are all over each other at everything. It's just wrong. Band parent meetings and football games are not good smoochin' places--but I don't think these two care. Needless to say, right?
Super Fast Forward to this week: I'm pulling out of my garage on my way to work and I catch this idiot snapping lilacs off my neighbors lilac bush right next to my front window of the house. I mean, it wasn't like it was on the street or anything...it was up against the house.
Guess who? I busted Smoochy getting flowers for his gal.
I stopped my car and gave him the evil eye. I mean, this was stealing. It wasn't like this was a park or a neglected piece of property--this was my neighbor's well-kept meticulous yard and lilac bush. She would have been infuriated, as was I at his rudeness.
You should have seen him cower to his car. Homeboy broke all land speed records getting into his car and kicking the car into reverse. He backed all the way around the corner and shot off down the street. He apparently was too embarrassed to pass me.
Super Duper Fast Foward: Guess who walked into the band meeting tonight? And caught my eye. I could see it register that he totally knew who I was.
Busted.
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PDA, nay, nay, nay. What is wrong with people? I know; you don't know, either. No one does.
LOL... great true story... I LOVE true stories of lust, cheating and stealing.. LOL
I couple of times my work friend and I noticed a couple in the commuter parking lot. They were steaming up the windows . . . We didn't pause to observe.
Good grief, you'd think grown people would know better.
On the other hand you kinda have to give the guy credit for having the balls steal lilacs from the neighbors for his honey. My husband doesn't even steal flowers out of the ditch.
That story is just horrifying on all sides. I can't believe they were cheating right in front of your house. And then, all those years later, stealing your neighbors flowers. Talk about lame neighbors.
First and formost, know that my heart and prayers a with both Sharla and Sadie. I do so pray everything goes well with Sadie!
Sounds like you could write a most interestin' novel on Mr. Smoochy and Miss Hot and heavy! Heeehehehe!
Ya got everything there from adultery to a flower thevin' scandal!
God bless ya sweetie and have yourself a remarkable day!!! :o)
I feel bad for Jimmy. I think I'd have died of embarrassment if they were my family.
It's like they wanted to get caught....ewww
I just read the update a little bit ago about Sadie. she came through the surgery ok :)
As for the smoochers can you say LOSER. now the smooching in public is bad enough but to go into someone's yard and help yourself to flowers, that downright rude
That is just plain pathetic to be taking someone's flowers without their permission. He is one stupid guy!
I remember that post well!!
Smoochin' up in public like that would have landed them in jail in our Muslim country! LOL!
BTW - yes, meeting you and Hobbes is on top of my bucket list!!
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