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What is it about chlorinated water that makes grown adults act like they are 8? There was some weird dude in the "deep end" of the pool--which is really only a little deep, like 5 1/2 feet--and he kept just squatting down in the water. He had his little goggles on and he'd squat down like he was sitting on the bottom. What is with that? Does he think nobody sees him? Does he know that he looks like an idiot? Does he know that this isn't his gramma's backyard pool--that this is a lap pool? At a rec center?
Don't even ask about the old guy hacking up a loogie in the shallow end. I just kept thinking "Don't spit. Please don't spit." in my head. Do you know how hard it is to swim laps when you are thinking this old guy is gonna spit a loogie in the pool? I don't think he did, but still, it grossed me out. Joe wants to know why I keep going there.
Yeah, me too.
Joe shaved off his goatee the other day and now his face looks fat. And it looks like he has flesh-colored lips. I didn't even notice it when he did it--I just thought there was something up with his lips--they looked weird. He said nobody even noticed at work--isn't that weird too? You'd think people would notice something like that. They don't.
I was woken up the other night/morning at 4:30 a.m. by Em's Hoops and YoYo door decoration. I'm not sure who set it off, but at 4:30, I hear these wacky high-pitched voices singing "Come in our room! Come in our room! It may not be clean, but come in....our room!". Scared the living crap outta me. At that hour, you aren't sure if it was the cat that set it off--or a robber. Maybe a murderer. Can you imagine getting murdered to Hoops and YoYo singing? Criminy, I hope not.
But I laid there, scared and awake, until my alarm went off at 5:30. Yeah, me. Today, I don't find Hoops and YoYo so cute anymore.
Although the whole experience gave me some time to think of all this weird stuff.