Tuesday, February 5, 2013
You say tomato....
Take for example, our cats. We have one extra small cat and one....uh....extra large cat. Extra small cat is like 8000 years old, eats all the time and is skinny. Extra large cat is not all that old, eats all the time and is not skinny.
Extra small cat beats up extra large cat....because she can. She hates him just "because". There is no other reason for her.
Extra large cat has an extra small voice. Extra small cat has an extra large voice. It's just ridiculous.
Extra small cat went to watch the birdie video that everyone has been recommending lately. Extra large cat could not figure out where all the birdie sounds were coming from until I held him up, pointed his face towards the screen and all but spelled it out in BIG letters that the birdies were on the computer. When it finally dawned on him, he was mesmerized....but never realized that he was sitting next to extra small cat who hates him. It took them both a very long time to figure that out.
The only thing these two have in common is their love for bird videos apparently.