How come nobody gets as excited as I do about this???
It's an honest-to-goodness pumpkin patch. You know, where you
go out to the field with your hand-clippers and a wagon and you
find the pumpkin of your dreams, cut it off the vine and drive that sucka home....
They will appreciate me one day. They will. I may be dead, but they
will say "Hey! Remember when mom would make us all go out
to the pumpkin patch.....?"
Yep. That day will come. I know it.